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12.06.2025 04:29
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for June 2025? - Push Square
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Do you consider yourself pretty?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)