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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 20:01

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Tea ?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I'm 24.

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?