What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?